Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.