Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle