What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...