What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers