What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits