How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.