How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch