What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.