What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.