What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.