What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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Because when your salty you melt down in tears.