They can't guard their towers.
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A guard and hoes.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A sentrypede.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Surprise subtext.
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Guard : He went through the entrance.
Beacuse he was to "far out man".
He was too far out, man.
Emission Impossible
Because he's a Wrap God
Mike Meowser
Because m'cavity.
To prevent further breakouts.
So they can prevent breakouts.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
She was always using fowl language.
None, because they can't change anything.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
