How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.