What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!