What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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An octopuss !

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They said IT couldn't be done

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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The wheelchair