What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.