What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Mi Ghosta!!

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?