What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair