Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".