Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!