Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe