When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."