What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !