Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!