When it's raining cats and dogs !
A Barkeologist.
Because then it would be a foot.
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
Purrth.
To stop it from falling out.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
a waynebow.
Because they can't carry themselves
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
Dirty looks from the mouse !