When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.