Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.