What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !