What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."