How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Blowout Jokes More Blowout Jokes

What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up