What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!