What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!