What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !