What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.