What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it