What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!