What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!