What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes