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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.