Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.