Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.