Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.