A small medium at large!
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It's a long line of midgets!
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
Short tempers.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A midget.
A little suspect
Little Seizures...
A Standing Blow-vation.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
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Little Seizers
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Very little.
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.
He came up short on his register.
Little.
Because they can't get high.
A Micromanager.
Tom Cruise
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A leperchaun!
A little stiff.
A midget at a urinal.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
you call him a little slow
A little Down.
They might trip on the string.
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
69 for midgets
The steaks are just too high.
A flap in the face.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Just a little
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
A metro-gnome
Clearly short handed.
Very little
A low blow
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
A: You get a short circut.
A Juggalo
Imp-Patient!
Boxing Midgets.
A paragraph since he isn't a full essay
One is small and the Other is small minded!
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
He gets medium.
very little
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Air.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
Halfghanistan.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
because the steaks are too high.
You're sure to get a little head
A little get together
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
A battle dwarf
A quarter pounder with cheese.
It reads "Small medium at large."
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Fake money they use in prisons.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
Wait at a buzz stop !
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
A Small Medium at Large
Small medium at large.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Treason
An **Arrr**my
A cat-tastrophe.
They have very little patients.
