What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)