What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!