What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!