What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.