What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.