What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What didn't you do?

My homework"

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(