What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu