What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit