What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".