What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!