Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.