What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.