Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.