Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Who pays?

Germany.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.