Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !