Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Offensive)
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
A: What's a light bulb
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
See you next "fall".
An oncallogist.
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things