What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.