What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.