Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.