Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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In case he got a hole in one.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.