Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!