How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !