How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !