What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta