What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.