What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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