What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances