What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !