Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.