What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.