Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH